today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant
this is it
this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public
"Well, then why should we do anything more than once? Should I just smoke this one cigarette? Maybe we should only have sex once, if it’s the same thing. Should we just watch one sunset? Or live just one day? It’s new every time, each time is a different experience."
Anonymous said: Can I motorboat you?
u prob already have
Anonymous said: strippers are so fucking dirty
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your dad leaving your family every weekend to come make it rain on me.